"Eesti is a lovely, lush world on the fringes of known space just waiting to be explored by travelers," reads the high gloss holo-pamphlet released last week by the Eestian Ministry of Tourism, Propaganda, and Metallic Draperies. "There is no crime and everyone is friendly!"
The small planet of Kalaupapa, on the outer edge of the Molokai'i Star System, is well known throughout the galaxy as the premiere dwelling of the defiled. It earned its reputation in 9755, after Khan'eha Neha, King of the Molokai'i Empire of the Sovereign Star, banished all political dissidents to the icy world. To justify the move, King Khan claimed that the expelled suffered from the rare but highly communicable disease, Reaver Fever. Kalaupapa was quarantined and established as The Molokai'i's Royal Reaver Rehabilitation Centre & Day Spa.
Everyone has seen them. Most people even have one or two of them lying around the house. Midgets, or "little people" to the politically correct crowd, have become a staple of life in most core world households. But are you getting the best use out of your mini-me?
Most people today see midgets as simple room accents, living door stops, or even cheap alternatives to robotic beer fetchers, but according to experts they can be so much more.
